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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 01:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do Muslims not get HIV/AIDS in spite of having 4 wives and multiple relationships?

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

Is using an ambulance really free in countries with universal healthcare, or are there hidden costs like deductibles that people should know about?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

What do you think will be the biggest factor in determining whether Daniel Penny was justified in believing that Jordan Neely had posed a deadly threat in the manslaughter trial?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

What are my 10 favorite rock record album opening tracks?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

See how the national debt grew to more than $36 trillion - The Washington Post

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are some tips for a girl with low self-esteem to start dating?

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

What was your most memorable experience catching a fraudulent car seller?

Still no good

No go.

Just Forget it!

Netflix’s Buzzy New Doc About an Infamous Tragedy Shows It’s Just the Beginning - Slate Magazine

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

Then came..

Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I broke up with my boyfriend because he wasn’t transparent about his past, it hurts me and he doesn’t care. I told him in the beginning of our relationship that it was a deal breaker for me what do I do?