What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 01:07

Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do Muslims not get HIV/AIDS in spite of having 4 wives and multiple relationships?
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
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So, the docs changed it to read
Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
What are my 10 favorite rock record album opening tracks?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What are some tips for a girl with low self-esteem to start dating?
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
What was your most memorable experience catching a fraudulent car seller?
Still no good
No go.
Just Forget it!
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Then came..
Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.